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[hardpity]

ζοφερός: i had spike covered balls sewn into my body and couldn't move without excruciating pain
ζοφερός: i had crystals growing out of me and couldn't move without excruciating pain
ζοφερός: my body is like, glass-fragile and it had half shattered anyway
ζοφερός: vil got dumped in a fucking acid bath so you can imagine how he felt
ζοφερός: so i did the first thing in the tech support manual
ζοφερός: turning it off and on again
ζοφερός: lol.
ζοφερός: i can come to the lake thx for warning me so i dont get a jade jumscare

[tothosewhobait]

Ashengrotto: Also, no matter what I say, do not get in the water. Sit on dry land.
Ashengrotto: I can gather some seafood for you and Rabbit to send you back with. I know it does nothing about crystals or acid burns, but…

[hardpity]

ζοφερός: dying is a full phys reset
ζοφερός: so me, vil, and uta are ok
ζοφερός: physically. emotionally we real angy
ζοφερός: do you have a wanting to drown people status effect...

[tothosewhobait]

Ashengrotto: No. That would be rude to Merfolk though.
Ashengrotto: I have a status effect for being hungry for flesh.

[hardpity]

ζοφερός: damn
ζοφερός: ok so definitely no cuddles

[tothosewhobait]

Ashengrotto: I will take a raincheck on them though.
Ashengrotto: When the consume part of the conflict is less of a literal threat.

[hardpity]

ζοφερός: ftr if u had to do it to live u could like have a chunk of my shoulder or something
ζοφερός: nonromantically
ζοφερός: but if its just a status effect prob not
ζοφερός: anyway im coming to the lake

[tothosewhobait]

Ashengrotto: Do not offer to let people eat you. Even just a bit of your shoulder. Even me.
Ashengrotto: I will see you soon.

[hardpity]

ζοφερός: what am i not tasty enough for you

[ makin my way lakebound ]

[tothosewhobait]

Ashengrotto: I am sure you are very tasty, my apologies if I insulted your flavor.

[hardpity]

[ approachin'. he looks bad but he's not full of spikes and crystals ]

Heyyy Jazzul.

[righteel]

[Waves from his safety distance, sitting on a rock that is jutting out from the center of the lake]

Jazzul? You even had a name ready, I see.

[hardpity]

If you'd been Floyd instead you'd be Flazul.

[righteel]

…I will be grateful I am Jade then.

[hardpity]

You like jazz better?

[ carefully sits down on the ground.

coughs up some blood. ]

[righteel]

…

[Reaches out instinctively…pausing and placing his hand back in his lap]

…I am sorry for dragging you out here when you clearly feel terrible… Would you prefer distractions or would you like to vent?

[hardpity]

I feel better than I did before so it's whatever... Rabbit is between Minnow and Salamander anyway so I'd rather hang out here.

[righteel]

Not to mention it’s quiet out here right now. I am sure closer to the homes there is a fair amount of yelling and crying.

[hardpity]

And if anybody visits to be fake sympathetic I'm going to shoot them with a rocket launcher so.

[righteel]

[....Okay, that gets a little laugh out of him]

[hardpity]

Oh nooo Rabbit we're so sad you died oh nooo it's not like we made the deliberate choice to have you killed oh noooo[MAKES AN EXPLOSION NOISE

which immediately interrupts into coughing again but ]

[righteel]

Is it acceptable if I am sincerely sympathetic? Or will I get the rocket launcher as well?

[hardpity]

Azul-shi is without sin.

[righteel]

Fufufu.... You know, I think I will take that win without argument today.

[hardpity]

Azul-shi has full rights for cuddles when he no longer hungers for flesh.