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[hardpity]

[ WHEEZE laughs until he has a coughing fit then has to take a minute to collect himself but #noregrets #stanazulashengrotto ]

[righteel]

If I have to eat flesh, it had better be worth at least seven figures per pound.

[hardpity]

I'm a traditionalist too, so no eating before marriage.

[righteel]

Ah, of course. I should have expected, but....are aperitifs allowed? Hors d'oeuvres?

[hardpity]

Before we were retroactively betrothed, my fiance told me 'don't offer to let anyone eat you, not even me, not even a little'.

[righteel]

Of course. Threatening to eat someone before you are betrothed is just indecent.

[hardpity]

Kyaa~ and I'm so shy~

[righteel]

[Okay, cracking up]

You? Shy? Never!

[hardpity]

I'm a blushing maiden!!

[righteel]

As pure as fallen snow, I’m sure.

[hardpity]

Like an ice sculpture.

[righteel]

And only true love could warm your icy heart.

[hardpity]

Right! Only true love's kiss can thaw it!

[righteel]

Does that also wait until after marriage?

[hardpity]

Traditionally it would go first, right?

[righteel]

Indecent.

[hardpity]

True love's kiss happens and then you get married happily ever after.

[righteel]

People do love happy endings.

[hardpity]

D'you think it'd be cool or boring if that ever really happened?

[righteel]

True love's kiss...?

[hardpity]

Happily ever after.

But I guess also true love's kiss.

[righteel]

Happily ever after... What people want, who they are....changes over time. Everyone is constantly evolving. I think it's possible to be happy with someone if both parties want to make it work. It takes commitment and communication and compatibility on levels I do not think most couples actually have.

[hardpity]

Yeah, they have to work really well together... I think when it happens in stories it's just 'and then there were no difficulties the end' though.

[righteel]

It is impossible to have a relationship with another person without some difficulties. The idea is nice, but ‘no difficulties’ is impossible.

[hardpity]

If I had a no difficulties relationship I'd assume it was a prank.