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[hardpity]

[ for texts and voice messages or whatever ]

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[hardpity]

ζοφερός: what am i not tasty enough for you

[ makin my way lakebound ]

[tothosewhobait]

Ashengrotto: I am sure you are very tasty, my apologies if I insulted your flavor.

[hardpity]

[ approachin'. he looks bad but he's not full of spikes and crystals ]

Heyyy Jazzul.

[righteel]

[Waves from his safety distance, sitting on a rock that is jutting out from the center of the lake]

Jazzul? You even had a name ready, I see.

[hardpity]

If you'd been Floyd instead you'd be Flazul.

[righteel]

…I will be grateful I am Jade then.

[hardpity]

You like jazz better?

[ carefully sits down on the ground.

coughs up some blood. ]

[righteel]

…

[Reaches out instinctively…pausing and placing his hand back in his lap]

…I am sorry for dragging you out here when you clearly feel terrible… Would you prefer distractions or would you like to vent?

[hardpity]

I feel better than I did before so it's whatever... Rabbit is between Minnow and Salamander anyway so I'd rather hang out here.

[righteel]

Not to mention it’s quiet out here right now. I am sure closer to the homes there is a fair amount of yelling and crying.

[hardpity]

And if anybody visits to be fake sympathetic I'm going to shoot them with a rocket launcher so.

[righteel]

[....Okay, that gets a little laugh out of him]

[hardpity]

Oh nooo Rabbit we're so sad you died oh nooo it's not like we made the deliberate choice to have you killed oh noooo[MAKES AN EXPLOSION NOISE

which immediately interrupts into coughing again but ]

[righteel]

Is it acceptable if I am sincerely sympathetic? Or will I get the rocket launcher as well?

[hardpity]

Azul-shi is without sin.

[righteel]

Fufufu.... You know, I think I will take that win without argument today.

[hardpity]

Azul-shi has full rights for cuddles when he no longer hungers for flesh.

[righteel]

Does that include jacket-access?

[hardpity]

It includes jacket access.

[righteel]

Careful. I really will hold you to it...verbal agreement or not.

[hardpity]

I like it when you hide in my jacket too. I think it's cute.

[righteel]

Unfortunately, I do not really have a big jacket to offer in return. However, Mouse does have capes?

[hardpity]

I'm sure we could also get you a big jacket.

[righteel]

True. However...It would not really suit me, sorry to say.

[hardpity]

I think you'd look okay in it...