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[righteel]

I calculated it myself not long after we found out exactly who you are as an exercise in my spare time. The research was rather interesting...obviously there was not much in regards to readily available figures or information, so I had to work with comparables and projections, but I think I was able to get rather close.

[hardpity]

[ AZUL.... bursts out laughing dsfkgljfd perfect capitalism octopus. soothing. healing ]

[righteel]

Hence, I will proceed to both croon and swoon on your behalf.

"Ooooh, Mr.Shroud~! What a big net worth you have~!"

[hardpity]

[ WHEEZE laughs until he has a coughing fit then has to take a minute to collect himself but #noregrets #stanazulashengrotto ]

[righteel]

If I have to eat flesh, it had better be worth at least seven figures per pound.

[hardpity]

I'm a traditionalist too, so no eating before marriage.

[righteel]

Ah, of course. I should have expected, but....are aperitifs allowed? Hors d'oeuvres?

[hardpity]

Before we were retroactively betrothed, my fiance told me 'don't offer to let anyone eat you, not even me, not even a little'.

[righteel]

Of course. Threatening to eat someone before you are betrothed is just indecent.

[hardpity]

Kyaa~ and I'm so shy~

[righteel]

[Okay, cracking up]

You? Shy? Never!

[hardpity]

I'm a blushing maiden!!

[righteel]

As pure as fallen snow, I’m sure.

[hardpity]

Like an ice sculpture.

[righteel]

And only true love could warm your icy heart.

[hardpity]

Right! Only true love's kiss can thaw it!

[righteel]

Does that also wait until after marriage?

[hardpity]

Traditionally it would go first, right?

[righteel]

Indecent.

[hardpity]

True love's kiss happens and then you get married happily ever after.

[righteel]

People do love happy endings.

[hardpity]

D'you think it'd be cool or boring if that ever really happened?

[righteel]

True love's kiss...?

[hardpity]

Happily ever after.

But I guess also true love's kiss.

[righteel]

Happily ever after... What people want, who they are....changes over time. Everyone is constantly evolving. I think it's possible to be happy with someone if both parties want to make it work. It takes commitment and communication and compatibility on levels I do not think most couples actually have.