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Do I seem like a guy who knows how to deal with high stakes social stuff.

[righteel]

[Groans]

[hardpity]

Did something happen?

[righteel]

I made some incredibly wrong assumptions, I think. About me. About Mouse. I think I have circled back to feeling incredibly out of place again.

[hardpity]

Like during the game or in general?

[righteel]

...if I am honest, probably from the beginning.

[hardpity]

Mm...

[ gently squishes ]

I don't know much about them. But I think team choice is basically RNG, right? So nobody really 'fits in'.

[righteel]

True... Still, I tried to compromise. Play a little softer and meet Mouse halfway. And I thought I would be met halfway too.

[hardpity]

You gotta whine more. Just throw a big ol' fit.

[righteel]

Is that what I should do? Even though I will be resented for it? Then again...if someone does the same thing first, does it not make it fair game?

[hardpity]

If you're too graceful about stuff, no one will even notice when they step on you. But like, if Mouse had been on our voting list and someone tried to give you the worst one I would have set them on fire.

[righteel]

[Snorts quietly, pressing his face into Idia's jacket]

You would not 'set them on fire'.

[hardpity]

I'd threaten to set them on fire!

[righteel]

[That gets a laugh]

Are you suggesting I start fires then?

[hardpity]

Azul-shi is better at water magic, right? Give them a splash to let them know you mean business.

[righteel]

So....drown them?

[hardpity]

Maybe drowning is a third offense penalty.

[righteel]

What is the second strike penalty in that case?

[hardpity]

Waterboarding?

[righteel]

I think even Mouse would mutiny if I started waterboarding them.

[hardpity]

A light waterboarding.

[righteel]

A gentle waterboarding.

[hardpity]

Soft waterboarding.

[righteel]

I believe I will...just have to somewhat eel categorize them.

[hardpity]

You're eelzoning your whole team?