hardpity | bramblequest 2k24

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bramblequest 2k24

WHO: bramblequesters
WHERE: peony
WHEN: day 76 while the lily kids are taking a nap

[ well

for whatever reason the instant tart gets out is when there is just a like. ??? smoke bomb??? goes off??? and, with a comical sounding PUWAH, fills a localized area with white smoke (steam?). in the center of all that, instead of a Lion (animal), there is a Lion (beastman). guess the ritual's effect is over

. . .

but where did his clothes go, ]

[ SUMMONS A TOWEL FOR HIM ]

[ ????

ok he's toweled now ]

Thanks. Head fixed?

All memories accounted for~ Just in time to start a training montage to get ready to make Malleus-shi wish he was dead~

. . .

. . . . . . Ya remember somethin' else he did or somethin'?

[ like yeah you did not seem happy about the braimbles before but it did not seem like "and now i will have my vengeance which will be worse than death" degrees of unhappy ]

Because he got everyone else wrapped up in his bullshit my MOM AND DAD had to get involved! My mom HACKED INTO MY COMPUTER to get the Cerberus gear schematics! There was private stuff on there AND NOW MY MOM HAS SEEN IT

[ wait. i lack the emotional data required to understand 'moms seeing private things'. i don't have the 'mom' module installed

hold on rerouting to. ?? a woman??

there was private stuff on there AND NOW MY sister-in-law HAS SEEN IT ]

Edited 2024-04-30 02:13 (UTC)

[ wait i also don't have 'private stuff' that i would want to kill someone over revealing. probably? i definitely do not care about the sanctity of infosec beyond 'government secrets' but those don't really yield to 'now i'm pissed' as a result

. . .

well . . .

it seems very important to him . . . ]

Sounds like he fucked the fuck up.

Ooouughghhh, I'm gonna GET him.

I'm rootin' for ya.

I'm also very mad he thought the way to make me happy was by deleting my little brother but if I think too hard about that I'm going to set the barn on fire so I'm focusing on the other thing.