bramblequest 2k24

[hardpity]

WHO: bramblequesters
WHERE: peony
WHEN: day 76 while the lily kids are taking a nap

Comments

Re: ok done

[hardpity]

Because he got everyone else wrapped up in his bullshit my MOM AND DAD had to get involved! My mom HACKED INTO MY COMPUTER to get the Cerberus gear schematics! There was private stuff on there AND NOW MY MOM HAS SEEN IT

1/

[secondbornsun]

Re: ok done

[secondbornsun]

[ wait. i lack the emotional data required to understand 'moms seeing private things'. i don't have the 'mom' module installed

hold on rerouting to. ?? a woman??

there was private stuff on there AND NOW MY sister-in-law HAS SEEN IT ]

3/4

[secondbornsun]

[ wait i also don't have 'private stuff' that i would want to kill someone over revealing. probably? i definitely do not care about the sanctity of infosec beyond 'government secrets' but those don't really yield to 'now i'm pissed' as a result


. . .


well . . .


it seems very important to him . . . ]

Re: ok done

[secondbornsun]

Sounds like he fucked the fuck up.

Re: ok done

[hardpity]

Ooouughghhh, I'm gonna GET him.

Re: ok done

[secondbornsun]

I'm rootin' for ya.

Re: ok done

[hardpity]

I'm also very mad he thought the way to make me happy was by deleting my little brother but if I think too hard about that I'm going to set the barn on fire so I'm focusing on the other thing.

Re: ok done

[secondbornsun]

. . . Okay. Yeah. Don't do that.