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Re: DAY WE DO WHAT WE WANT

[nopity]

Woah? Really? Azul-san is the brains, beauty and brawn tropes all at once by himself. . .

Re: DAY WE DO WHAT WE WANT

[hardpity]

Total package~

Re: DAY WE DO WHAT WE WANT

[tothosewhobait]

I will toss you both out to sea.

Re: DAY WE DO WHAT WE WANT

[nopity]

Wah. . . but I'm just saying the truth.

Re: DAY WE DO WHAT WE WANT

[hardpity]

I mean it too.

Re: DAY WE DO WHAT WE WANT

[tothosewhobait]

[Curls a tentacle around each of their waists, lifting them up and waving them both gently in a little throwing motion]

Re: DAY WE DO WHAT WE WANT

[nopity]

You can throw me but I'll just drown and then haunt you as a ghost, complimenting you everywhere you go!

Re: DAY WE DO WHAT WE WANT

[hardpity]

[ WAH DANGLED ]

I'd be pretty sad if I drowned...

Re: DAY WE DO WHAT WE WANT

[tothosewhobait]

[Lowers them both gently back onto shore]

We are going to need to work on both of your swimming abilities.

Re: DAY WE DO WHAT WE WANT

[nopity]

[ starts wringing water out of his shirt. . . ]

Is swimming really that important to know?

Re: DAY WE DO WHAT WE WANT

[hardpity]

We mostly operated on 'if you're having to swim it's basically already over' logic...

Re: DAY WE DO WHAT WE WANT

[tothosewhobait]

….you both technically live under the sea. I feel like knowing how to swim in case of emergencies would be a good idea. That is…I would be sad if you both drowned.

Re: DAY WE DO WHAT WE WANT

[nopity]

. . . like nii-chan said, if we have to swim probably something even worse has happened so. . .

Re: DAY WE DO WHAT WE WANT

[hardpity]

Though if we want to visit Azul-shi we'll need to know.

Re: DAY WE DO WHAT WE WANT

[tothosewhobait]

Even then. Even if something worse happened. You shouldn’t be so ready to just succumb to the sea!

Re: DAY WE DO WHAT WE WANT

[nopity]

I guess swimming isn't a built-in part of a potion, huh.

Re: DAY WE DO WHAT WE WANT

[hardpity]

I can technically swim but I'm really out of shape in general.

Re: DAY WE DO WHAT WE WANT

[tothosewhobait]

I am worried for both your survival now.

[Ducks back under the surface to swap back before joining them on dry land]

Of course not. I had to attend a boot camp to live on land. I didn’t automatically know how to walk either of course.

Re: DAY WE DO WHAT WE WANT

[hardpity]

[ scoots over to give azul room on the blanket in the danger zone between both shrouds. do ye dare ]

Technically humans don't automatically know how to walk either...

Re: DAY WE DO WHAT WE WANT

[nopity]

Yeah, I guess not.

[ PAT PATS THE BLANKET ]

Swimming doesn't come up that often.

Re: DAY WE DO WHAT WE WANT

[tothosewhobait]

[Looks at the spot. Looks between the two of them. Looks at the spot.]

[....there is no way to avoid it.....]

[Has a seat between them]

It's less the swimming and more the readiness to just let the ocean take you rather than learn to swim.

Re: DAY WE DO WHAT WE WANT

[hardpity]

[ leans on him and goes back to drinking his soda from before. he kept it safe with magic or sth don't worry ]

I'd struggle a little bit.

Re: DAY WE DO WHAT WE WANT

[nopity]

[ leans into Azul on the other side, picking at the blanket ]

I am actually not sure I can drown drown like this. . . 'we' might just get all [ waves with his free hand ] or something.

Re: DAY WE DO WHAT WE WANT

[tothosewhobait]

...

I'll be a little lonely. Swimming by myself. It would be really fun if you two could swim with me.

Re: DAY WE DO WHAT WE WANT

[hardpity]

[ tfw you can spot emotional manipulation and recognize it but also it still works on you anyway because you are weak ]

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