hardpity | bramblequest 2k24

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bramblequest 2k24

WHO: bramblequesters
WHERE: peony
WHEN: day 76 while the lily kids are taking a nap

I remember everything! For the starsending event at school I made Pegasus a gear that could go to space to grant his wish! For the white rabbit festival he made his own gear!

For the Cerberus gear my mom HACKED MY COMPUTER....

[ SYMPATHETIC WINCE ]

Are you for real? Couldn't she have just asked?!

Unfortunately I was in a magical coma.

...Okay, that's a pretty good reason to do it. Still sucks for you.

I'm going to make Malleus Draconia suffer for putting me in that position. I'm gonna GET him. I'm gonna make him cry like a BABY LEARNING THERE'S NO EASTER BUNNY.

[ snorts ]

Is that the guy who was responsible for this mess? I think you can get away with worse than Easter Bunny tears.

That's the dumb lizard who caused all those problems. He's gonna be sorry.

Do you know why he did it? You really don't seem like the kinda guy to have enemies this intense.

He hit the whole island the school was on because he's an OP meathead who treats every problem like a nail he can use his huge magic power hammer on.

So, I was collateral even though I didn't even go to his stupid party.

.........So he accidentally fucked up your brain? Was he only trying to mess with the party goers brains? How is a guy like this not in magic juvie?